I overheard some conversation while pissing in the toilet after lunch today. Here goes:
Guy 1: Eh, shit now meh?
Guy 2: Now? Don't want la...got training now"
Guy 1: Oh..okay lor
Guy 1: Eh fucker, why aren't you peeing
Guy 3: Nothing to pee, pee lan lah
Guy 1: Cheh...diu.